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Samantha...

You can have your pussy back.

I don't think I'll be needing it anymore.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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There are 9 comments for this caption.

<Darlenenbc> this is good too and the day is early!
<Kumiho> ::Grins.::
<Morgus> OH hee hee, good linking to make a story, yes!!!
<ajiav> 
<ajiav> strangest bewitched episode ever
<3Suns> Yay, somebody got the reference.
<mypalmike> Even without a TV sitcom reference, this one is mean, lean, and clean.
<guyPaulo> You know, you COULD work in a reference to the two guys who both played that chick's husband on the show with that last pic.
<3Suns> Actually, it wasn't really a reference, I've probably watched the show once. She's the first thing I thought of when I saw the first picture, that's just why I named her that.

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