We appreciate your interest in our on-going activities, but your recorded achievments and respectable character tend to put us off.
Bluntly stated, we don't care about the proverbial size of your calluses...
"...or the amount of perspiration involved in your struggles.
"The symbolism of our secret handshake is not character-based. We were raised elitist, you silly people!
Application for equal voice in world summit denied."
(AP)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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