In a much lesser-known Tolkien story, after his defeat at Isengard, Saruman unleashed his "ace in the hole".
The only member of his Uruk-Hai army not sent to Helm's Deep was a frighteningly unstable creature.
The elves had but one among them who could best this monster in single combat.
He celebrates his victory every year by visiting his opponent's grave and making a ceremonial offering.
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