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I went down on my albino girlfriend in broad daylight.

We were media stars instantly.

And people were gaping at us and screaming.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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