My son, Ignatius was a beastly child. His nanny resigned in despair.
He was violent, had no respect for me as a father and had developed an unhealthy taste for my nuts.
So that's when I called Mary Poppins.
Unfortunately, it turns out she's moved into another ... ahem ... industry these days.
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The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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