According to ancient prophecy, the chosen one who can f--k the C--t in the Stone will become King of Camelot and unite all Britain in an Age of Peace.
"Me first, my papal scepter is 18 inches!"
"No, me first, my dong is THIS long!"
"No, out of my way, mine is THIS long!"
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most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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