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Most Emailed Photos - 10/24/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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Hey you- one of Americas obese?

Don't waste half your life trying to eat, gather your food for half the year and then sleep alot.


Can't get out of the house?

Don't waste half your life dying slowly while your family forgets about you, smoke regularly and then die quickly and painfully so all your relatives visit.


Voting cutting down you burger time?

Don't waste half your life worrying about political persuasion, just vote Democrat and then go do something better

Democrat- Understanding Joe Public

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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