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Most Emailed Photos - 07/01/2004 by Darlenenbc
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New gene splicing has created a new flower for MEN!

And a novel gift for the ladies. Pussies that smell like roses!

and roses that smell like pussies!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> 
<Axolotl> Would a boquet of those roses on the bedside table cure or cause insomnia?
<Kumiho> Depends, does the scent of pussies keep you 'up'?
<mypalmike> Wow.

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