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Most Emailed Photos - 06/17/2004

by mypalmike

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I once had a nice cushy office job. I got fired when I was caught Xeroxing my left butt cheek.

Now I work as a vendor selling popcorn at the new squash stadium. I'm not exactly making a lot of money.

If it gets much worse, I might have to eat my firstborn child.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<guyPaulo> You got quite a bit of cottage cheese on your bum there, mike. And what is it with all these "firstborn child" referrences today? I think I've counted three so far.
<mypalmike> Hmm. Maybe I should have said it was a "bring a nickel, tap your feet" stadium.
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<3Suns> Yes, I'm also thinking of having kids as a sort of food-insurance policy.
<Carol> 1st panel is my favorite.

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