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Most Emailed Photos - 06/17/2004 by mypalmike
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I once had a nice cushy office job. I got fired when I was caught Xeroxing my left butt cheek.

Now I work as a vendor selling popcorn at the new squash stadium. I'm not exactly making a lot of money.

If it gets much worse, I might have to eat my firstborn child.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 5 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> You got quite a bit of cottage cheese on your bum there, mike. And what is it with all these "firstborn child" referrences today? I think I've counted three so far.
<mypalmike> Hmm. Maybe I should have said it was a "bring a nickel, tap your feet" stadium.
<ajiav> 
<3Suns> Yes, I'm also thinking of having kids as a sort of food-insurance policy.
<Carol> 1st panel is my favorite.

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