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With their dog breath lapping at my heels...

...all I could think about was her.

A highly stylized, surrealistic version of her, but her, nonetheless.


Life as a Yakuza is sometimes more cinematic than I would like.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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