[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/05/2004 by obtuse
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

The Rockbiter told of how the Nothing had first appeared near the Rockbiter encampment, in the middle of a dried up lakebed.

Soon there was no lakebed, no hole...just nothing.

The other creatures agreed - only the Childlike Hippo could save the entire realm of Fantasia from the spread of the Nothing.

They would journey to seek her wisdom.

But little did they know that the Childlike Hippo was stricken with a terrible, incurable sickness that was somehow related to the Nothing.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 385 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:11Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:10Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:09Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:08Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:07Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:06Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:05Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:04Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:03Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:02Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:01Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker11:13:00Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:59Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:58Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:57Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:56Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:54Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:53Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:52Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:51Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:50Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:49Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:46Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:45Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:44Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:44Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:42Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:41Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:40Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:39Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:38Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:37Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:36Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:31Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:29Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:19Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:18Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:17Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:13Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:12Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:11Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:10Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:09Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:08Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:07Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:06Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:05Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:04Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker11:12:03Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:57Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:56Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:55Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:54Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:53Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:52Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:51Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:50Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:49Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:48Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:47Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:46Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:45Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:44Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:43Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:42Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:41Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:40Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:39Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:38Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:37Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:36Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:27Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:22Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:21Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:20Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:19Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:17Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:16Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:13Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:11Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:10Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:08Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:07Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:06Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:05Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:04Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:03Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:02Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:01Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker11:11:00Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:59Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:58Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:57Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:56Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:55Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:54Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:53Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:52Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:51Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:50Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:49Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:48Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:47Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:46Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:45Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:42Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:41Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:40Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:39Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:37Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:36Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:35Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:34Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:33Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:32Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:31Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:30Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:29Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:28Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:27Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:26Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:25Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:24Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:23Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:22Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:21Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:20Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:19Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:18Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:17Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:16Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:15Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:14Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:13Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:12Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:11Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:10Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:09Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:08Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:07Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:06Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:05Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:04Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:03Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:02Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:01Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:00Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:59Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:58Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:57Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:56Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:55Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:54Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:51Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:49Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:48Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:46Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:45Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:44Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:43Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:42Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:41Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:40Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:39Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:38Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:37Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:36Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:35Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:34Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:33Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:32Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:31Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:29Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:28Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:27Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:26Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:25Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:24Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:20Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:15Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:14Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:13Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:12Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:11Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:10Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:09Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:08Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:07Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:06Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:05Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:04Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:50Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:49Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:46Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:44Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:43Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:42Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:41Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:40Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:39Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:38Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:37Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:36Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:35Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:34Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:27Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:24Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:23Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:22Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:21Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:20Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:19Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:18Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:17Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:16Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:15Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:14Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:11Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:09Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:06Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:05Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:03Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:01Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:00Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:58Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:56Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:54Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:52Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:50Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:48Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:47Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:46Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:45Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:44Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:43Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:42Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:41Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:40Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:34Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:33Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:31Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:24Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:23Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:19Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:18Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:17Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:15Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:11Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:58Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:56Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:55Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:54Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:53Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:49Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:40Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:38Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:37Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:36Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:29Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:25Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:22Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:19Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:17Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:14Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:11Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:09Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:06Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:03Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:01Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:59Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:58Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:56Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:55Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:54Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:53Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:52Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:51Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:49Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:48Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:47Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:46Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:45Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:43Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:41Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:40Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:39Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:38Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:37Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:35Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:32Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:31Caption #-85
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:30Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:28Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:27Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:26Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:23Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:23Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:21Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:20Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:18Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:15Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:12Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:11Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:09Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:07Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:04Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:03Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:02Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:01Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:59Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:56Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:55Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:54Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:53Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:50Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:47Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:45Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:42Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:39Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:36Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:35Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:34Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:33Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:32Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:31Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:30Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:29Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:28Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:27Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:26Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:25Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:24Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:23Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:22Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:19Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:18Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:16Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:13Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:10Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:09Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:08Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:07Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:06Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:05Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:04Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:03Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:02Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:01Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:00Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:59Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:58Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:57Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:56Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:53Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:50Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:48Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:47Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:46Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:45Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:44Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:43Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:42Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:41Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:40Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:39Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:38Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:37Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:36Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:35Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:34Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:33Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:32Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:30Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:27Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:24Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:23Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:22Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:19Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:16Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:14Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:11Caption #347

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 14 comments for this caption.

<obtuse> 
<obtuse> Doh. My nerd tags were stripped.
[/oldschool]
<guyPaulo> I don't know why, but I freakin HATE that damn movie. All my friends love it, but that scene with the horse in the mud makes me bawl like a baby.
<Jmofwiw> I always felt that if a movie ever really needed to have an ending, that was it.
<Hey, You There.> It was too long of a movie. I rented it, and ate lunch, and dinner while watching the same movie.
<Footler> For God's sake, don't just judge the movie. It was okay for what it was, but, and I mean this not as a librarian, but as a human being, READ THE BOOK! It was one of the most enchanting reading experiences I'd ever had when I first picked it up.

And on another note, was there ever a more ridiculous title than The Neverending Story II?
<3Suns> Final Destination 2?
<Mort> I am still waiting for The Last Temptation of Christ II: Sandaltastic BoogaJew
<ajiav> 
<Starbug> Final Fantasy Ten Two?
<Pedro Gonzales> Rocky 8
Although the title is not a contradiction (albeit lacking any imagination) this would be a very foolish thing to happen
<obtuse> The Neverending Story: The Final Chapter

Though I have to say that FFX2 is an incredibly bad name. They've had that many FINAL fantasies, and then have the audacity to make a sequel to one of them...

<Jmofwiw> 
Night of the Living Dead

Dawn of the Dead

Day of the Dead

The next logical step?


Tomorrow Night of the Living Dead

Weekend of the Living Dead

Two weeks from Tuesday of the Living Dead

Groundhog Day of the Living Dead

<obtuse> National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation of the Living Dead WOOOOOO

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post