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Most Emailed Photos - 02/05/2004

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The Rockbiter told of how the Nothing had first appeared near the Rockbiter encampment, in the middle of a dried up lakebed.

Soon there was no lakebed, no hole...just nothing.

The other creatures agreed - only the Childlike Hippo could save the entire realm of Fantasia from the spread of the Nothing.

They would journey to seek her wisdom.

But little did they know that the Childlike Hippo was stricken with a terrible, incurable sickness that was somehow related to the Nothing.

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<obtuse>
<obtuse> Doh. My nerd tags were stripped.
[/oldschool]
<guyPaulo> I don't know why, but I freakin HATE that damn movie. All my friends love it, but that scene with the horse in the mud makes me bawl like a baby.
<Jmofwiw> I always felt that if a movie ever really needed to have an ending, that was it.
<Hey, You There.> It was too long of a movie. I rented it, and ate lunch, and dinner while watching the same movie.
<Footler> For God's sake, don't just judge the movie. It was okay for what it was, but, and I mean this not as a librarian, but as a human being, READ THE BOOK! It was one of the most enchanting reading experiences I'd ever had when I first picked it up.

And on another note, was there ever a more ridiculous title than The Neverending Story II?
<3Suns> Final Destination 2?
<Mort> I am still waiting for The Last Temptation of Christ II: Sandaltastic BoogaJew
<ajiav>
<Starbug> Final Fantasy Ten Two?
<Pedro Gonzales> Rocky 8
Although the title is not a contradiction (albeit lacking any imagination) this would be a very foolish thing to happen
<obtuse> The Neverending Story: The Final Chapter
Though I have to say that FFX2 is an incredibly bad name. They've had that many FINAL fantasies, and then have the audacity to make a sequel to one of them...
<Jmofwiw>
Night of the Living Dead
Dawn of the Dead
Day of the Dead
The next logical step?

Tomorrow Night of the Living Dead
Weekend of the Living Dead
Two weeks from Tuesday of the Living Dead
Groundhog Day of the Living Dead
<obtuse> National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation of the Living Dead WOOOOOO

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