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Most Emailed Photos - 01/19/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Sometimes in my fantasies I think of very hot women.

Invariably though I need to think cool thoughts to ease the growing pressure.

But other times I just let a fart go in the tub and see if my brother notices.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> I think you have exactly captured the look that is being exchanged between those two monkeys.
<No one in particular> That face does look especially guilty.

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