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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/13/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Gravity:

The natural force of attraction exerted by a celestial body, such as Earth, upon objects at or near its surface, tending to draw them toward the center of the body.

Gravitation:

A movement toward a source of attraction: the gravitation of the single male to the celetial objects.

Gravity:

The natural force of attraction between any massive bodies, which is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<3Suns> Now if you can just explain the physics of Mary Carey's bodacious tatas...
<Lauren> Mary's breasts are examples of bouyancy in defiance of gravity, 3Suns.

Another good one, Elvis.

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