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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/13/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Gravity:

The natural force of attraction exerted by a celestial body, such as Earth, upon objects at or near its surface, tending to draw them toward the center of the body.

Gravitation:

A movement toward a source of attraction: the gravitation of the single male to the celetial objects.

Gravity:

The natural force of attraction between any massive bodies, which is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them.

(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> Now if you can just explain the physics of Mary Carey's bodacious tatas...
<Lauren> Mary's breasts are examples of bouyancy in defiance of gravity, 3Suns.

Another good one, Elvis.

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