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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/30/2003 by guyPaulo
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Best Job in the World:
Thong extractor/oil applier for Brazilian models on long photo shoots.

Worst Job in the World:
Guy who handles the 50ft, half-ton, man-eating snake WITHOUT health benefits.

Somewhere in the middle:
Bizarrely popular politician who's husband can't keep his schlong out of any room-temperature orifice.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> I believe that an Oval Office intern's mouth is a bit hotter than 72 degrees F... LOL

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