[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/11/2003 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

In high school, I was never accepted. The other kids called me names like "hippo," "lard-butt" or "Fatty McBigass." I couldn't help the fact that I was big-boned, like my mother.

I turned to piercings as a way to gain attention, but it didn't help. I tried to be cooler by getting more and more body modifications, but girls still wouldn't kiss me.

If only I had known that even guys with weird skin conditions can get hot asian twins if they are the captain of the school chess team!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 40 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:48Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:47Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:46Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:45Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:44Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:43Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:42Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:41Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:40Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:38Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:37Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:36Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:35Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:34Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:33Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:32Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:31Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:29Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:28Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:26Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:25Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:24Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:23Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:22Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:21Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:20Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:19Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:18Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:17Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:16Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:14Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:13Caption #-73
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:20:07Caption #-22

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post