Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 07/11/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: <

Last -->-->

Bears have it easy, they don't get teased for being over weight at school like me. Nobody dares to call them names like Bulky, Fatso and Plumptious.

I want to be a bear so hard.

I thought I would turn into Yogi Bear if I ate enough picnic baskets. One day I stole a basket from some couple in the park, the food I ate with glee, but I just couldn't stomach the utensils.

Watching the HULK last week changed my whole life. I no longer want to be a bear I want to SMASH and BASH like the HULK.
Yesterday I pulled down my hulk doll's trousers and found a huge willie!

Now I want to be the HULK so hard.

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 207 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:28 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:27 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:26 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:24 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:23 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:21 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:20 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:19 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:16 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:15 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:14 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:12 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:11 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:10 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:05 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:04 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:01 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:45:00 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:59 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:58 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:57 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:56 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:55 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:54 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:53 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:52 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:51 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:50 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:49 Caption #966

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:48 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:47 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:46 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:45 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:44 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:41 Caption #827

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:40 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:39 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:38 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:36 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:35 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:32 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:30 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:29 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:28 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:27 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:26 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:25 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:24 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:23 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:22 Caption #981

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:21 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:20 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:19 Caption #923

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:18 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:17 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:16 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:15 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:14 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:13 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:12 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:11 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:10 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:09 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:08 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:07 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:04 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:44:00 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:56 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:52 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:49 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:47 Caption #-30

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:46 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:45 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:44 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:43 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:42 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:41 Caption #-13

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:40 Caption #-66

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:39 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:38 Caption #-7

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:37 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:36 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:35 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:34 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:33 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:32 Caption #915

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:31 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:28 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:26 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:24 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:20 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:17 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:16 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:13 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:12 Caption #913

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:11 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:08 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:07 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:05 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:04 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:01 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:00 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:59 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:57 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:56 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:55 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:53 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:51 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:50 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:49 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:48 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:47 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:46 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:45 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:44 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:43 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:42 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:41 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:39 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:38 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:36 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:34 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:32 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:28 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:26 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:25 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:24 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:23 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:22 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:21 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:20 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:19 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:18 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:17 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:16 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:13 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:12 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:11 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:10 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:09 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:08 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:07 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:06 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:05 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:04 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:03 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:02 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:01 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:00 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:59 Caption #921

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:58 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:57 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:56 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:55 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:53 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:52 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:51 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:49 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:45 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:40 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:38 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:37 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:36 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:34 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:32 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:31 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:30 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:29 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:28 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:27 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:26 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:25 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:24 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:21 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:20 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:17 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:14 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:13 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:12 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:11 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:09 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:07 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:04 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:00 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:58 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:56 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:54 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:53 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:52 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:51 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:48 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:46 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:45 Caption #-19

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:44 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:44 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:42 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:42 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:40 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:39 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:38 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:37 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:36 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:33 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:32 Caption #954

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:31 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:30 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:29 Caption #345

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post