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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/08/2005 by Fu Manchu
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Think twice before you try to smuggle contraband goods through US Customs.

Although we can't slice you wide open like a dead, bloated crocodile, we may perform a cavity search.

It's the best part of the job. We get to grope hot chicks...

...and sometimes we find something really cool.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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