Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - WHAT I DID OVER THE WEEKEND DAY - 03/14/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: <

Last -->-->

What I did over the weekend by Mort
I spent my day like I spend most of my free days: at the botanical gardens.
The gardener Ulga -- her foul hygine was only surpassed by her gardening prowess -- asked if flowers reminded me of women's parts.

I replied that I had never actually had the chance to view a woman's 'private region'.
She laughed and dragged me heavily to the shadows behind the potting shed. I stood, my mouth agape, as she lifted up her rough skirt and showed me beneath. 'First you must rid me of my pests.' she said.
I grimaced as I plucked mites one by one from their hairy nest, and squashed their heads between my fingers.

I spent the rest of the weekend trying to coax a family of apes out of her ass.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:51:39 drooled over #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:14:24 Scrawled on the board

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:12:32 Scrawled on the board

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:10:49 Scrawled on the board

Current Users

There have been 321 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:52 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:51 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:48 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:47 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:45 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:44 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:43 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:41 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:40 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:38 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:36 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:32 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:29 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:27 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:26 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:24 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:20 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:18 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:17 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:16 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:12 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:11 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:08 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:07 Caption #837

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:05 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:04 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:00 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:56 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:55 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:52 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:50 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:49 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:48 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:45 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:44 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:40 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:39 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:38 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:37 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:36 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:33 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:32 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:30 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:28 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:27 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:25 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:24 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:21 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:20 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:17 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:16 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:14 Caption #951

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:12 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:10 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:09 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:08 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:05 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:04 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:00 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:57 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:56 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:52 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:51 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:50 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:49 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:48 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:44 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:42 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:40 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:36 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:35 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:34 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:33 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:32 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:29 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:28 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:26 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:24 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:20 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:18 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:17 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:16 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:15 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:14 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:12 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:11 Caption #895

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:08 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:06 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:06 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:04 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:02 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:01 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:58 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:56 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:52 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:49 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:48 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:46 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:44 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:43 Caption #958

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:40 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:39 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:36 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:35 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:34 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:32 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:31 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:30 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:29 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:24 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:21 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:20 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:18 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:17 Caption #931

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:16 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:15 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:14 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:13 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:12 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:11 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:08 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:07 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:04 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:00 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:59 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:58 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:57 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:56 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:53 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:52 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:51 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:48 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:45 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:44 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:42 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:40 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:37 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:36 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:34 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:32 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:29 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:28 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:26 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:25 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:24 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:21 Caption #856

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:20 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:16 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:14 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:12 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:10 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:09 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:08 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:07 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:06 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:04 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:03 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:00 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:57 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:56 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:54 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:48 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:45 Caption #-25

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:44 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:40 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:39 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:37 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:36 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:33 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:32 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:30 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:28 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:26 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:24 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:23 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:20 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:18 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:16 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:15 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:14 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:12 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:09 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:08 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:07 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:06 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:05 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:04 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:00 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:59 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:56 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:53 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:52 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:51 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:49 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:48 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:45 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:44 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:41 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:40 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:36 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:35 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:32 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:30 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:29 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:26 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:24 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:21 Caption #927

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:20 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:19 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:18 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:17 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:16 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:15 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:14 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:11 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:08 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:07 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:05 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:04 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:01 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:00 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:57 Caption #-92

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:56 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:52 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:48 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:47 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:44 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:40 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:36 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:35 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:32 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:30 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:28 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:27 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:20 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:18 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:17 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:16 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:14 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:13 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:12 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:10 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:06 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:04 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:03 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:01 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:00 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:59 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:58 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:57 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:54 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:52 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:50 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:49 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:48 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:47 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:45 Caption #-7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:44 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:43 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:41 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:40 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:38 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:37 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:36 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:32 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:31 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:30 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:29 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:26 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:24 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:22 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:21 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:17 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:16 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:13 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:12 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:11 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:09 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:08 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:05 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:04 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:03 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:02 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:00 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:58 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:56 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:54 Caption #971

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:52 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:49 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:48 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:44 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:42 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:40 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:39 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:37 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:36 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:33 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:32 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:29 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:28 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:27 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:26 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:24 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:23 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:22 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:19 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:17 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:14 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:12 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:11 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:10 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:09 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:08 Caption #913

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:06 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:04 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:02 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:00 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:57 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:56 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:54 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:52 Caption #428

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post