[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/06/2005 by David Byrden
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Jesus came to die for our sins.

Sins are judged by God, not by Man.


So even if a court finds you innocent of a certain drive-by shooting, that does not get you off the hook.

Or, as you might say, "Tha mothafuckin' hook"

One day you'll have to explain yourself to The Big Doggy Dog.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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