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Most Emailed Photos - 03/03/2005 by guyPaulo
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"Bring me some cookies! And some cake! And don't skimp on the chocolate sauce, you little bastard!"

"And after that, I want all the stars in the sky! BRING THEM TO ME NOW!!!"

I loved my grandma, but she could be a real shellfish bitch sometimes.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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