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Most Emailed Photos - 03/03/2005 by guyPaulo
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"Bring me some cookies! And some cake! And don't skimp on the chocolate sauce, you little bastard!"

"And after that, I want all the stars in the sky! BRING THEM TO ME NOW!!!"

I loved my grandma, but she could be a real shellfish bitch sometimes.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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