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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/28/2004 by superwoman biatch
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People are f*cking weird nowadays..I really don't fucking care whether you lesbians want hairy bushes or not...KEEP ME OUT OF IT!

And these adults that think that dressing up in weird, unique costumes will somehow rectify the 12 years they were "DORKS" in high school...Uh, I think not!

And last but not least...the damn fat asses that proudly proclaim they are beautiful despite their triple digit weight...SPARE MY EYES PLEASE!!
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<Fu Manchu> Hey, I have a triple digit weight...
<superwoman biatch> Oh yeah...so do I...! I am so blonde!!
<Axolotl> In the civilized world, we use the metric system. I would be worried if I my weight was triple digit!
<guyPaulo> "Oh yeah...so do I...! I am so blonde!!"

And the carpet matches the drapes, if you know what I'm saying....

<David Byrden> Yes... "I'm talking DOWNtown!"
<Agent Kumi> 
<grrrr> shitty
<any 1 for a shag> 
<coz i hav a big dick> 
<eva> well the picture on the right looks very bad my stupid frends say, but i say its so sad. i think i'm going to have a nightmare for the rest of my life. i thought i might say hello and i'm sorry about your look.

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