[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/15/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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My wife beats me.

She says I am a pain in her ass.

But she stays with me since I have a long penis.

Maybe I should cut it off.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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