[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/27/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I'm dying Lucinda, can't you see I have lost the fight to the eyebrow tumor.

Give a dying man some pleasure will you, become one with me and slip this ring on.

But Lucinda's full buttocks danced a last retreat as they wiggled out of his life.
(AP)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:49drooled over #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:51drooled over #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:00drooled over #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 378 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:51Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:47Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:42Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:41Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:38Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:37Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:36Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:35Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:34Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:27Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:26Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:25Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:24Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:23Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:19Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:15Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:14Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:13Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:12Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:10Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:05Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:04Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:03Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:02Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:01Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker03:15:00Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:58Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:57Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:54Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:53Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:52Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:51Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:50Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:49Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:40Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:39Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:38Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:37Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:36Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:32Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:31Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:26Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:24Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:23Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:22Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:21Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:19Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:17Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:13Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:12Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:11Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:10Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:08Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:04Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:03Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:02Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:01Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker03:14:00Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:57Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:54Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:53Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:52Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:51Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:50Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:48Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:47Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:46Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:42Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:39Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:38Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:37Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:36Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:34Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:33Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:32Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:31Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:30Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:26Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:24Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:22Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:21Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:20Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:18Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:17Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:16Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:14Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:06Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:05Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:04Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker03:13:02Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:56Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:55Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:54Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:53Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:52Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:51Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:50Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:48Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:46Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:45Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:44Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:42Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:41Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:40Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:39Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:38Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:36Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:35Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:31Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:28Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:27Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:26Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:25Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:24Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:23Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:22Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:21Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:18Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:17Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:15Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:14Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:13Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:12Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:11Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:10Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:09Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:08Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:07Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:59Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:54Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:53Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:52Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:51Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:50Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:49Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:48Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:47Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:46Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:45Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:44Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:41Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:39Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:37Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:36Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:35Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:34Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:33Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:32Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:31Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:30Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:29Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:28Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:24Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:22Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:21Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:20Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:18Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:17Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:16Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:14Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:12Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:11Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:10Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:08Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:07Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:06Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:02Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:01Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:00Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:59Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:58Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:57Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:56Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:55Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:53Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:52Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:51Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:50Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:49Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:48Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:46Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:43Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:36Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:35Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:34Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:33Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:32Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:31Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:29Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:28Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:27Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:26Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:25Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:24Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:23Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:21Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:18Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:17Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:16Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:15Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:14Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:13Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:12Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:11Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:10Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:09Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:08Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:07Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:06Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:05Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:04Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:03Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:00Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:58Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:56Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:55Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:54Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:53Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:52Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:51Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:50Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:49Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:48Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:47Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:46Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:45Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:44Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:43Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:42Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:39Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:35Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:34Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:33Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:32Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:30Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:28Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:27Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:26Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:25Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:24Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:23Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:22Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:21Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:13Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:12Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:11Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:10Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:09Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:08Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:07Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:06Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:05Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:04Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:03Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:02Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:01Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:00Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:58Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:55Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:54Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:52Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:50Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:49Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:48Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:47Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:46Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:45Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:44Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:43Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:42Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:41Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:40Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:37Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:32Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:31Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:30Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:29Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:28Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:27Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:26Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:25Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:24Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:23Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:21Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:19Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:14Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:13Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:12Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:11Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:10Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:09Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:08Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:07Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:06Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:05Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:03Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:02Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:53Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:50Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:49Caption #-60
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:48Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:47Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:46Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:45Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:44Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:43Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:42Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:39Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:38Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:37Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:36Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:35Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:31Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:29Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:28Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:27Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:26Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:25Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:24Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:23Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:22Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:20Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:19Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:18Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:17Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:16Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:11Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:10Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:09Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:08Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:06Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:05Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:04Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:03Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:02Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:01Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:00Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:59Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:57Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:56Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:51Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:50Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:49Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:48Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:46Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:45Caption #-63
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:43Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:42Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:41Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:40Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:39Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:37Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:36Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:33Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:32Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:30Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:26Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:25Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:24Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:23Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:22Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:21Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:20Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:19Caption #-64
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:18Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:17Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:16Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:13Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:07Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:06Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:04Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:03Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:02Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:01Caption #-65
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:00Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:59Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:58Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:56Caption #618

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post