Fir trees are mature by now. Block 23 needs the undergrowth cleared. Bears were sighted by the creek. Need new gloves and a new chain for the chainsaw.
BIG NEKKID BREASTS!
Gotta clear the deadwood this fall. Gotta submit figures to wildlife survey.
[This has been a peek into the mind of a lumberjack.]
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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