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Most Emailed Photos - 05/30/2006 by Allen
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to say our final farewells to MEP site master Mort the Mortician. As you all know, he had 3 hands and 15 fingers so he could maintain the site faster than anyone else.

Unfortuantely after an overdose of Gamma rays from watching too many episodes of The Incredible Hulk, he fell from his regular duties.

So we now lie him down to rest. This will put his boobies to the test.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<JP> Make him angrier, and his boobies will grow!
<Allen> I hope that the rumors of Mort's death have been greatly exagerrated, so I can piss him off and watch the boobies grow. More than a mouthful is a waste though.

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