[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 160 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:30Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:29Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:28Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:27Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:25Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:24Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:23Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:22Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:21Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:20Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:19Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:17Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:15Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:13Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:09Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:08Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:07Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:06Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:05Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:03Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:02Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker16:25:01Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:59Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:57Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:56Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:55Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:54Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:53Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:50Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:49Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:47Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:46Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:45Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:44Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:43Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:42Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:41Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:40Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:39Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:37Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:36Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:35Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:34Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:33Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:32Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:30Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:29Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:25Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:23Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:21Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:20Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:19Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:17Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:16Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:13Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:12Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:11Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:10Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:09Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:07Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:05Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:04Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker16:24:02Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:57Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:54Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:53Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:52Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:51Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:49Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:45Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:44Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:42Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:41Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:39Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:37Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:33Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:29Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:26Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:25Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:24Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:21Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:19Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:17Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:16Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:15Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:14Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:13Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:12Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:11Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:11Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:09Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:06Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:05Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:04Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:03Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:02Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:01Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker16:23:00Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:59Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:58Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:57Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:56Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:54Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:53Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:52Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:51Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:50Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:49Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:47Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:45Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:44Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:42Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:41Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:40Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:39Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:38Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:37Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:36Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:35Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:34Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:33Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:31Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:29Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:27Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:26Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:25Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:24Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:22Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:21Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:20Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:18Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:17Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:16Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:15Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:14Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:13Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:12Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:11Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:09Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:07Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:05Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:03Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:02Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:01Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker16:22:00Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:59Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:58Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:57Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:56Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:53Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:52Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:49Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:48Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:47Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:46Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:45Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:41Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:37Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker16:21:36Caption #413

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post