[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/04/2003 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Scientists have finally figured out a way to clear hardened arteries, but it involves giving up anything which might cause any part of your body to harden.

Pictured here is a life-sized reproduction of Rush Limbaugh's left ventricle. Rush plans on cutting down his cholesterol by only eating the low-fat food prepared by his prison cafeteria.

Heart attack survivor David Letterman plans to implant a small child (pictured here) who will crawl through his chest cavity, scraping out cholesterol along the way.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 70 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:14Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:09Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:08Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:04Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:03Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:02Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker07:38:01Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:59Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:56Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:55Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:53Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:51Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:47Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:46Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:45Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:41Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:38Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:34Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:33Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:32Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:29Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:27Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:26Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:25Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:23Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:22Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:16Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:15Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:14Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:13Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:12Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:10Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:09Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker07:37:05Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:59Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:57Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:56Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:52Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:51Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:50Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:48Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:47Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:45Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:44Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:43Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:41Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:40Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:39Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:38Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:36Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:35Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:33Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:32Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:31Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:29Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:28Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:26Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:25Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:24Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:23Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:21Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:20Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:19Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:18Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:17Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:15Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:14Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker07:36:13Caption #712

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post