The Democrats, realizing that Kerry is shaping up to be a real Loser against Dubya next Fall, are trying to appeal to the pacifist voters. Yesterday, they announced that Paul McCartney will hold fund-raising concerts to benefit injured children in Afghanistan and Iraq. |
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Today, they unveiled their plan to rehabilitate Saddam Hussein. Rumors are that he will be cleaning toilets on US military bases around the world. |
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Tomorrow they are expected to reveal plans to turn Osama Bin Laden into a Peace Park lawn ornament. |
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