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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/13/2004 by obtuse
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That's right, puny humans - cower in fear!

Not even the diamond-tipped torpedoes of The Swiss Missile can defend you from me!

For I am...

Dr. Inertia: the most ponderous bulk in all the galaxy!
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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