Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 07/15/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: <

Last -->-->

Every year Bob tried his best to get onto his college's synchronized swimming team, but every year he was turned down. It was always the same biased excuses that kept him off the team:
'Your back is too hairy', they explained one year.
'You have a ying yang', the next.
'Your bottom is not pert enough', in his final year.

Although discouraged he searched for a way to put out the sexist fire that raged within the swim bitches closed minds.

On his way back from another pointless swim team tryout Bob was distracted by a poster of Seigfried and Roy.

His love for synchronized swimming was soon overpowered for his new obsession to frolic with big gay cats.

(AFP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 346 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:57 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:55 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:54 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:51 Caption #932

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:50 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:47 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:46 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:45 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:44 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:43 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:42 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:40 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:39 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:36 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:31 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:30 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:29 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:28 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:27 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:26 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:21 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:20 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:19 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:17 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:15 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:13 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:12 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:10 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:09 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:08 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:06 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:04 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:02 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:48:01 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:59 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:55 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:52 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:51 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:50 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:48 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:47 Caption #827

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:45 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:44 Caption #981

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:42 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:40 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:38 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:36 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:35 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:33 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:31 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:30 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:29 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:28 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:26 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:25 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:24 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:23 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:20 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:19 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:18 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:17 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:15 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:14 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:13 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:11 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:10 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:09 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:08 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:07 Caption #-39

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:05 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:04 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:03 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:02 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:47:00 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:59 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:58 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:56 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:53 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:52 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:49 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:48 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:46 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:45 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:44 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:43 Caption #-56

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:42 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:40 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:39 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:37 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:33 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:31 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:30 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:29 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:28 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:26 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:24 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:21 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:20 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:17 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:15 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:14 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:13 Caption #-13

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:11 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:09 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:08 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:07 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:46:03 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:59 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:58 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:55 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:54 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:53 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:51 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:49 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:48 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:47 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:46 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:45 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:44 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:43 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:42 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:40 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:39 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:36 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:34 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:32 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:31 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:29 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:28 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:27 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:24 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:23 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:19 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:18 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:17 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:16 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:13 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:12 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:11 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:10 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:09 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:08 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:07 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:06 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:03 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:02 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:01 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:45:00 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:59 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:58 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:56 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:54 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:53 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:51 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:50 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:48 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:47 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:46 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:44 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:43 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:39 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:37 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:31 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:30 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:29 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:27 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:26 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:23 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:22 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:21 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:19 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:16 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:15 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:14 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:11 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:10 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:09 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:07 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:06 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:03 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:44:00 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:59 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:58 Caption #923

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:56 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:53 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:52 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:51 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:49 Caption #-44

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:44 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:43 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:42 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:39 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:36 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:32 Caption #949

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:31 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:30 Caption #-63

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:29 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:28 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:27 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:25 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:23 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:21 Caption #-26

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:20 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:18 Caption #907

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:15 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:14 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:13 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:12 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:09 Caption #949

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:07 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:04 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:03 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:43:01 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:59 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:58 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:57 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:52 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:48 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:46 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:45 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:43 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:39 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:38 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:35 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:32 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:31 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:30 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:29 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:27 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:26 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:25 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:20 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:19 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:16 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:15 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:13 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:12 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:11 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:10 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:09 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:07 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:06 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:03 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:01 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:42:00 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:59 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:58 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:57 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:55 Caption #875

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:54 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:53 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:52 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:51 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:49 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:47 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:44 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:41 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:40 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:39 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:35 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:31 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:27 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:26 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:23 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:22 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:17 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:16 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:15 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:13 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:12 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:11 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:10 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:07 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:05 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:03 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:02 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:41:01 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:58 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:55 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:53 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:51 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:48 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:47 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:46 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:43 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:42 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:41 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:37 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:36 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:33 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:32 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:31 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:30 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:28 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:27 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:26 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:24 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:23 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:22 Caption #-72

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:19 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:18 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:17 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:16 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:15 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:13 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:12 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:11 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:10 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:08 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:05 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:04 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:02 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:01 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:40:00 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:59 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:56 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:55 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:52 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:50 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:49 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:47 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:43 Caption #-11

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:40 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:39 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:37 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:31 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:30 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:29 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:28 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:27 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:26 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:23 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:22 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:19 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:18 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:17 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:16 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:15 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:11 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:10 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:07 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:06 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:04 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:02 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:01 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:39:00 Caption #891

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post