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Most Emailed Photos - 12/28/2003 by ElvisThePelvis
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For years I experimented with different forms of sexuality. I had my biggest disappointments with other men since sex together was often like two bears wrestling.

But then I had a flash of brilliance...

I realized that you have to find the right size man to make sex more enjoyable. So yes it is true...size is important.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> My hand feel dirty after typing this...I don't know why.
<David Byrden> Probably caused by that time you scratched your ass?

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