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Most Emailed Photos - 10/13/2003 by Luminaire
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And God looked down at the people of the world, and He saw them worshipping a golden calf, and He was not pleased.

And God saw the false idols that the people had placed before Him, and He really got pissed.

God wanted to punish the people for their wickedness. He considered sending the rains again, but instead decided to send a burning Bush.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> very witty....
<Mort> A pun dressed in elegant clothing.
<JSchmitt> Amen. Nice job.

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