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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/16/2003 by jeff rowland
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"... however, the Senate Subcommittee was still unable to identify who let the dogs out.

In other news, Scientists have developed a new type of underwear that prevents complications that arise Thong Anus-Scraping Syndrome.

Anus-Scraping Syndrome affects 1 in 4 people who wear thong underwear. ASS sufferers experience sudden, excruciating flashes of pain from their anus.
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Sinister XXX> jesus that's horrible
<David Byrden> Oh, I SO know what you mean!
<Mort> Oh I wonder just who teh Sinister XXX is... Does anyboby know?
<ms. mort> yeah...that is no good, dude. sorry....
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