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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004 by yoyology
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I'm posting this for no other purpose...

(Whoa! Check out the rack on her!)

...than to reset my name from my thinly veiled alias.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Wouldn't a comment under one of the already posted captions have done the trick, yoyo?
<yoyology> Nope. You have to post captions under a name to change it in the cookie. Otherwise, you have to change it every time you comment. That would be what I failed to do on the front page.
<Mort> No it doesn't. there was a good reason why it doesn't, but I can't remember it now.
<Lauren> I hadn't noticed that. But then again, I haven't posted under a false name in several weeks. ;-)
<who?> Actually, I'm really guyPaulo, NOIP, Roger Mexico,???, and David Bearden. I figure there's about three real people on this site.
<yoyology> I am Spartacus!
<Spartacus> I am yoyology!
<yoyology> So, there's these two cows standing in a field talking. The first one says, "Hey, have you been hearing about this Mad Cow disease?"
"Yeah."
"Well, doesn't it scare you?"
"Nope."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a rabbit."
<Mort> Here is the worst joke I know Yoyo. I dedicate it to you.

A chicken walks into a library, and walks straight up to Yoyology the librarian.
The chicken says, "Bok! Bok! Bok!"
Thinking that it's always good for farm animals to expand their mental horizons Yoyo gives the chicken the closest three books to him.
The chicken walks out only to return 1 hour later with the books.
"Bok! Bok! Bok!", says the chicken again.
"Boy this guy is a fast reader." thinks Yoyo while he hands him three of the thickest books he can find.
Off goes the chicken again, only to return an hour later with the books.
"Bok! Bok! Bok!", says the chicken again.
Yoyo, totally confused now, hands the chicken three more books. He decides to find out what the chicken is doing so he follows him.
Through the town the chicken walks, over the bridge and through the fields to a large pond.
The chicken stops right in front of a huge bull frog.
"Bok! Bok! Bok!", says the chicken.

"Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!", says the frog.

<yoyology> When I interviewed for this job, the manager asked me to tell her a joke. I told her that one. I got the job.
<Mort> I though you might have heard it already. It's a pretty bad joke.

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