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Damn those caption monkeys! Every time I try to sneak off to the bath with the missus, or take a sick day they hound me!

I never imagined this site would gain such a loyal following of people with nothing better to do at work that post obscene and/or unfunny captions.

Hhmm, perhaps I'll infuriate them by posting the same picture five days in a row! Yessss, META THIS you monkey bastards!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Seriously, though, aren't you just a tad bit concerned about Mort?

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