| |  Scientists on the Mars rover project were expecting to find nothing but boring rocks, as far as the eye could see.
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 | |  As such, the rover was ill equipped to make first contact with a race of talking, intelligent miniature tigers.
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 | |  They did tell us, however, that the missing first rover had been destroyed by a giant space turtle, who was now turning his evil gaze toward Earth.
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