[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/04/2003 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Scientists have finally figured out a way to clear hardened arteries, but it involves giving up anything which might cause any part of your body to harden.

Pictured here is a life-sized reproduction of Rush Limbaugh's left ventricle. Rush plans on cutting down his cholesterol by only eating the low-fat food prepared by his prison cafeteria.

Heart attack survivor David Letterman plans to implant a small child (pictured here) who will crawl through his chest cavity, scraping out cholesterol along the way.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 347 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:55Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:54Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:53Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:52Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:51Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:50Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:49Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:48Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:47Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:44Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:43Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:40Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:39Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:38Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:37Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:35Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:34Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:33Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:32Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:31Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:30Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:29Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:28Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:27Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:26Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:25Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:24Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:23Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:22Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:21Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:20Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:19Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:18Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:17Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:16Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:15Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:12Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:11Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:10Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:09Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:08Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:07Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:06Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:05Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:04Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:03Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:01Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:56Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:48Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:44Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:42Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:41Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:40Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:39Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:38Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:37Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:36Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:35Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:34Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:33Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:32Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:30Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:29Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:28Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:27Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:26Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:25Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:24Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:23Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:22Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:21Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:20Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:19Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:18Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:17Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:16Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:15Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:14Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:13Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:12Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:11Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:08Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:01Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:59Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:57Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:53Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:51Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:50Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:49Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:48Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:47Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:46Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:45Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:44Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:43Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:42Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:40Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:35Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:30Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:28Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:26Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:21Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:20Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:18Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:17Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:16Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:15Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:14Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:13Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:12Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:11Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:09Caption #-77
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:08Caption #-66
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:07Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:05Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:59Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:58Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:57Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:54Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:49Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:45Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:41Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:39Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:37Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:33Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:31Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:29Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:25Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:22Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:19Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:18Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:17Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:15Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:13Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:10Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:09Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:08Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:06Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:01Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:00Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:59Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:58Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:57Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:56Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:53Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:51Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:48Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:44Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:40Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:39Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:37Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:34Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:33Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:31Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:30Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:29Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:25Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:22Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:21Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:17Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:12Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:11Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:09Caption #981
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:04Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:03Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:01Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:57Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:56Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:53Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:52Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:49Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:48Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:46Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:44Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:40Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:37Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:34Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:33Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:28Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:26Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:24Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:21Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:20Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:19Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:16Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:14Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:12Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:10Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:09Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:08Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:04Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:02Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:00Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:59Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:58Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:57Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:56Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:54Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:52Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:51Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:48Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:44Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:43Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:40Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:36Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:35Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:34Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:33Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:32Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:31Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:30Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:28Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:27Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:26Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:25Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:24Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:23Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:21Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:20Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:18Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:17Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:16Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:15Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:14Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:12Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:10Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:08Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:07Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:06Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:05Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:04Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:02Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:01Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:00Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:58Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:56Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:54Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:53Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:50Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:49Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:48Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:47Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:45Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:44Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:42Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:41Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:40Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:38Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:36Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:34Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:33Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:32Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:30Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:29Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:28Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:24Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:22Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:21Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:20Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:18Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:17Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:16Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:15Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:14Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:13Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:12Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:11Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:10Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:08Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:06Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:05Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:04Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:00Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:59Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:57Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:56Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:55Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:54Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:53Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:52Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:51Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:48Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:47Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:44Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:40Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:39Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:38Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:36Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:31Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:28Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:27Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:24Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:20Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:19Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:18Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:17Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:16Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:15Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:12Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:11Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:08Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:06Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:05Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:04Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:02Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:01Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:00Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:58Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:56Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:55Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:54Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:53Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:52Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:49Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:48Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:45Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:44Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:43Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:42Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:40Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:39Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:37Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:36Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:34Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:33Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:32Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:28Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:26Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:24Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:21Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:20Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:18Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:17Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:12Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:10Caption #984
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:09Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:08Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:04Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:03Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:00Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:58Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:57Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:56Caption #388

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post