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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by guyPaulo
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I tried star-gazing, which should be good here at the southpole, but it was just too boring.

I tried looking at Internet porn, but all I got was pictures of skinny human females. What's a bored bear to do?

Well, I guess I'll go wrestle some more with my weiro relative, "Uncle Grabass McStiffy."

At least he gives me candy for keeping our little matches secret.

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<Lauren> That's just plain sick. And completely fits today's theme.
<3Suns> Polar bears don't live at the South Pole, only in the Northern Hemisphere.
<Jellyloo> Kids: Don't take candy from strange white bears.
<mypalmike> So much persnicketiness.
<guyPaulo> Polar bears don't live at the south pole? DAMN YOU 3SUNS! YOU'VE RUINED ME YET AGAIN!!!! (sniff...I'm going to take away the "Sexy" ranking I gave you on orkut... sniff)

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