[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/01/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

My ex-girlfriend was a tom-boy.

She wasn't interested in sex much so I used to jerk off to tv babes. It became addictive.

That was 30 years ago and my fist is still clenched fast in this way. And the blindness is permanent- those old wives tales are true. I'm a cauldron of frustration- aaaah!
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 453 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:40Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:39Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:38Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:37Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:36Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:34Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:33Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:32Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:31Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:30Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:29Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:28Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:27Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:26Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:25Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:24Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:23Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:22Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:20Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:19Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:18Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:16Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:15Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:13Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:12Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:11Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:10Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:09Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:08Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:07Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:05Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:04Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:03Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:01Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker09:37:00Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:59Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:56Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:55Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:52Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:49Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:48Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:47Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:45Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:44Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:42Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:40Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:39Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:38Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:37Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:36Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:35Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:32Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:31Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:28Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:25Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:24Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:23Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:22Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:21Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:20Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:19Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:16Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:15Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:13Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:12Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:10Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:09Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:08Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:06Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:05Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:04Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:02Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker09:36:00Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:58Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:56Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:52Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:50Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:49Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:48Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:46Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:45Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:44Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:40Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:39Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:37Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:36Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:35Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:33Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:32Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:31Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:30Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:28Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:27Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:26Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:25Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:24Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:21Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:20Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:17Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:16Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:12Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:10Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:08Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:07Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:06Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:05Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:04Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:03Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:02Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:00Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:59Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:58Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:56Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:55Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:54Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:53Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:52Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:48Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:44Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:43Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:41Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:40Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:39Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:38Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:37Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:36Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:35Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:34Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:33Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:32Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:31Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:30Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:29Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:28Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:27Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:26Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:25Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:24Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:23Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:22Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:21Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:20Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:18Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:17Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:16Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:15Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:14Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:13Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:12Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:11Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:10Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:09Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:08Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:07Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:06Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:04Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:03Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:01Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:00Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:59Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:58Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:57Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:56Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:55Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:53Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:52Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:51Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:49Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:48Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:47Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:45Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:44Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:43Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:42Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:41Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:40Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:39Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:37Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:36Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:35Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:32Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:31Caption #995
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:30Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:29Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:28Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:27Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:26Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:25Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:23Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:22Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:21Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:20Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:19Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:17Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:16Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:15Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:14Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:13Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:12Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:11Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:10Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:09Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:08Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:06Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:05Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:04Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:03Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:02Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:01Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:00Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:59Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:58Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:56Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:55Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:54Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:53Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:52Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:51Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:50Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:49Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:48Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:47Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:46Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:45Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:44Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:43Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:42Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:40Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:39Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:38Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:37Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:36Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:35Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:34Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:33Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:32Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:31Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:30Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:29Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:28Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:27Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:26Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:25Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:24Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:23Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:21Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:20Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:19Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:17Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:16Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:14Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:12Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:11Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:10Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:09Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:08Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:07Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:06Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:05Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:04Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:03Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:02Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker09:32:00Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:58Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:56Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:55Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:54Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:53Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:52Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:48Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:46Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:44Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:42Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:40Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:39Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:37Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:36Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:32Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:31Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:30Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:28Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:27Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:25Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:24Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:21Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:20Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:19Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:18Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:16Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:14Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:13Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:12Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:10Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:09Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:05Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:04Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:02Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:01Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker09:31:00Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:57Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:56Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:53Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:50Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:49Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:48Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:47Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:46Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:44Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:42Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:41Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:40Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:39Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:38Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:37Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:35Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:34Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:33Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:32Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:31Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:30Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:29Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:28Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:27Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:26Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:25Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:24Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:22Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:19Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:18Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:16Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:15Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:14Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:12Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:10Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:09Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:08Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:07Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:06Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:05Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:04Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:03Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:01Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker09:30:00Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:59Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:58Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:57Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:56Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:55Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:54Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:53Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:52Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:50Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:48Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:46Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:45Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:42Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:40Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:39Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:38Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:37Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:35Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:34Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:33Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:32Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:31Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:28Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:27Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:26Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:23Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:22Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:21Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:20Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:19Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:17Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:16Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:15Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:14Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:12Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:10Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:09Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:08Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:07Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:05Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:04Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:03Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:02Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:01Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker09:29:00Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:59Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:58Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:57Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:56Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:55Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:53Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:52Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:50Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:49Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:48Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:47Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:46Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:45Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:44Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:43Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:42Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:40Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:39Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:38Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:36Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:34Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:31Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:30Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:29Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:28Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:26Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:25Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:24Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:23Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:22Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:21Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:20Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:19Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:18Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:16Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:15Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:14Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:12Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:11Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:10Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:09Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:08Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:06Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:05Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:04Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:02Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:01Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker09:28:00Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:59Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:58Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:56Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:54Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:53Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:52Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:51Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:50Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:49Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:48Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:47Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:46Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:44Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:43Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:42Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker09:27:41Caption #504

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post