[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 59 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:59Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:58Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:57Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:56Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:55Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:54Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:53Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:52Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:51Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:50Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:49Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:48Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:47Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:46Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:45Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:45Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:43Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:42Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:41Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:40Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:39Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:38Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:37Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:36Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:35Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:34Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:33Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:32Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:31Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:30Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:29Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:28Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:27Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:26Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:25Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:24Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:23Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:22Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:21Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:20Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:19Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:18Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:17Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:16Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:15Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:14Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:13Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:12Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:11Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:10Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:09Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:08Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:07Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:06Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:05Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:04Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:03Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:02Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:01Caption #86

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post