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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by Lauren
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Discussing the vastness of the universe and distant gallaxies makes me think about how small and powerless we all are; it makes me feel queazy and weak-hearted.

Although it would probably fit, I am allergic to adhesives so modeling that suit for you would give me an itchy rash and would make me miserable.

Oh why can't you think of anything we could do together that won't make me sick?
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> I'm sure we can come up with something...
<Lauren> This caption set isn't actually crass, but it does invite crass comments, I think.
<guyPaulo> .....I won't even go there with the comment about making you "gag." Because I'm a gentleman.....

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