[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/15/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Every year Bob tried his best to get onto his college's synchronized swimming team, but every year he was turned down. It was always the same biased excuses that kept him off the team:
'Your back is too hairy', they explained one year.
'You have a ying yang', the next.
'Your bottom is not pert enough', in his final year.

Although discouraged he searched for a way to put out the sexist fire that raged within the swim bitches closed minds.

On his way back from another pointless swim team tryout Bob was distracted by a poster of Seigfried and Roy.

His love for synchronized swimming was soon overpowered for his new obsession to frolic with big gay cats.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 144 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:21Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:20Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:19Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:17Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:16Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:15Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:14Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:13Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:12Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:11Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:10Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:09Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:08Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:06Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:05Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:04Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:03Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:02Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:01Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:00Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:59Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:58Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:57Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:56Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:55Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:55Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:53Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:51Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:50Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:49Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:48Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:47Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:46Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:45Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:44Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:43Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:42Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:41Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:40Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:39Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:38Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:37Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:36Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:35Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:34Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:33Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:32Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:31Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:29Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:28Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:27Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:26Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:25Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:24Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:22Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:21Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:20Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:19Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:18Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:17Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:16Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:15Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:14Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:13Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:12Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:11Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:10Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:09Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:08Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:07Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:06Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:05Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:04Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:03Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:03Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:01Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:00Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:59Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:58Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:57Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:56Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:55Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:54Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:53Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:52Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:51Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:50Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:49Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:48Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:47Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:46Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:45Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:44Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:43Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:42Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:41Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:40Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:39Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:38Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:37Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:36Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:35Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:34Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:33Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:32Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:31Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:30Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:29Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:28Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:27Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:26Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:25Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:24Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:23Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:22Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:21Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:20Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:19Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:18Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:16Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:15Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:14Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:12Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:11Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:10Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:08Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:07Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:06Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:05Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:04Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:03Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:01Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:00Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:58Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:57Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:56Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:55Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:54Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:53Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:52Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:51Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:50Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:49Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:47Caption #303

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post