[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/11/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Bears have it easy, they don't get teased for being over weight at school like me. Nobody dares to call them names like Bulky, Fatso and Plumptious.

I want to be a bear so hard.

I thought I would turn into Yogi Bear if I ate enough picnic baskets. One day I stole a basket from some couple in the park, the food I ate with glee, but I just couldn't stomach the utensils.

Watching the HULK last week changed my whole life. I no longer want to be a bear I want to SMASH and BASH like the HULK.
Yesterday I pulled down my hulk doll's trousers and found a huge willie!

Now I want to be the HULK so hard.

(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 303 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:03Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:02Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:01Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:00Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:59Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:58Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:57Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:56Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:55Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:54Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:53Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:52Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:50Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:49Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:48Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:47Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:46Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:45Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:44Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:43Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:42Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:41Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:40Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:33Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:29Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:26Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:24Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:19Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:12Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:10Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:09Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:08Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:07Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:06Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:05Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:04Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:03Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:02Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:01Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:00Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:59Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:58Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:57Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:56Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:55Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:54Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:53Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:52Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:51Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:50Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:49Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:48Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:47Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:46Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:45Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:44Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:43Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:42Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:41Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:40Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:39Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:38Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:37Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:36Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:32Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:28Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:25Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:21Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:15Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:04Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:03Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:02Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:01Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:00Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:59Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:58Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:57Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:56Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:55Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:54Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:53Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:52Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:51Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:49Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:46Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:44Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:43Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:42Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:41Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:40Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:39Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:38Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:37Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:36Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:35Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:34Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:33Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:32Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:31Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:30Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:29Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:28Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:18Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:17Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:16Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:15Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:14Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:13Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:12Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:11Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:10Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:09Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:09Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:07Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:06Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:05Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:04Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:03Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:02Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:01Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:00Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:59Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:58Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:57Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:56Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:55Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:54Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:53Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:52Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:51Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:50Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:49Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:48Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:47Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:46Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:45Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:44Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:43Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:42Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:41Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:40Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:39Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:38Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:37Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:36Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:35Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:34Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:33Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:32Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:31Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:30Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:20Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:13Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:11Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:06Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:05Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:04Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:01Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:58Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:51Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:46Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:40Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:37Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:36Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:35Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:34Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:33Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:32Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:31Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:30Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:29Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:28Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:27Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:26Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:25Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:24Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:23Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:22Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:21Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:20Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:19Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:18Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:17Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:16Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:15Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:14Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:13Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:12Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:11Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:10Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:09Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:58Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:53Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:47Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:44Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:43Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:41Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:40Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:39Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:38Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:37Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:36Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:35Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:34Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:33Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:32Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:31Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:30Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:29Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:27Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:26Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:25Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:25Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:23Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:22Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:21Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:20Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:18Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:16Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:12Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:11Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:10Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:03Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:56Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:52Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:47Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:46Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:45Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:44Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:39Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:38Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:37Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:36Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:29Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:28Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:27Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:26Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:18Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:16Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:14Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:13Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:12Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:02Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:54Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:51Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:48Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:46Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:45Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:42Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:38Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:31Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:27Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:24Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:20Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:19Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:16Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:13Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:12Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:11Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:10Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:09Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:07Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:00Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:58Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:57Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:56Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:55Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:53Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:51Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:47Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:46Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:43Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:42Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:41Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:40Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:32Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:27Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:26Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:25Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:24Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:17Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:16Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:15Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:14Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:13Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:05Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:56Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:55Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:54Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:53Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:52Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:49Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:40Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:36Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:27Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:25Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:20Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:19Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:18Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:17Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:16Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:05Caption #547

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post