[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/11/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Bears have it easy, they don't get teased for being over weight at school like me. Nobody dares to call them names like Bulky, Fatso and Plumptious.

I want to be a bear so hard.

I thought I would turn into Yogi Bear if I ate enough picnic baskets. One day I stole a basket from some couple in the park, the food I ate with glee, but I just couldn't stomach the utensils.

Watching the HULK last week changed my whole life. I no longer want to be a bear I want to SMASH and BASH like the HULK.
Yesterday I pulled down my hulk doll's trousers and found a huge willie!

Now I want to be the HULK so hard.

(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 53 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:37Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:36Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:35Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:34Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:33Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:31Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:30Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:29Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:28Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:27Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:26Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:25Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:24Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:23Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:22Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:20Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:19Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:18Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:17Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:16Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:15Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:14Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:13Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:12Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:11Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:10Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:09Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:08Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:06Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:04Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:03Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:00Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:59Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:57Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:56Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:55Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:54Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:53Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:52Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:51Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:50Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:49Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:48Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:47Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:46Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:45Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:44Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:43Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:42Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:41Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:40Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:39Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:38Caption #895

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post