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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/23/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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My Primal Scream Therapy in the 70s led to many strange and innovative treatments.

In the 80s I thought I had found myself in the guise of the Urban Cowboy.

After a botched sex change in the 90s and a few years on the Atkins diet, I am finally the female ninja that I always knew I was inside.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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