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Most Emailed Photos - 11/21/2005 by Bavid Dyrden
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If Dubya didn't have his family connections, what would be his natural role in life?

I see him as the washroom attendant in a five-star hotel. He could rub shoulders with riches and power that he hasn't earnt (much like he does now).

But could George Bush run a washroom? Could he keep it clean?

Or would it become a place where ladies fear to touch the seat?

By the way, I also have a clear vision of Donald Rumsfeld's natural role in life...
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<ajiav> "ladies fear to touch the seat"

...very good with the picture.

<mypalmike> I don't often actually LOL online, but the middle caption did it for me.

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