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Most Emailed Photos - 02/24/2005 by What?
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I googled tight can and I got this

I searched for licking p****y and got this

I typed in hot chicks and got this, maybe in a few years when I turn 50 my mom will turn off the parental controls
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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