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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/18/2005

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Reasons Why I Date Girls:
A true confession from Kumiho
1) My first boyfriend was too clingy.

2) My second boyfriend would fart so loud and so smellily that it would forcibly (and fatally) repel anyone within a 10 metre blast area. And he would do this whenever he was bored.

3) (and my last attempt at dating the opposite sex) he enjoyed rough sports which I found out later was why he couldn't get his 'monk' up long enough to worship at my 'temple'.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> BTW, boyfriend #2 let one of those lethal farts out at Thanksgiving dinner once when he thought my half-deaf granny was ignoring him. Needless to say he wasn't invited to stay for pumpkin pie.
<3Suns> All praise the mighty Kumiho!
<Kumiho> BTW, boyfriend #2 let one of those lethal farts out at Thanksgiving dinner once when he thought my half-deaf granny was ignoring him. Needless to say he wasn't invited to stay for pumpkin pie.
<Kumiho> oops, sorry for the repeat.
<guyPaulo> Cool. Nobody farted at my last Thanksgiving, but it was pretty cool nonetheless:
snake story
<guyPaulo> Try again.....
...gqgoat.com...
<Kumiho> first, you're pretty good looking there guyP, your wife's a lucky woman, second, your Turkey-day went soooo much better than mine.
<What?> I give it a 7

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