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Most Emailed Photos - 08/02/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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"The female squirrels show me how the would ride my man-meat as I walk by them in the park. They must have seen me peeing behind that tree."

"Asian schoolchildren make models of my massive member for school projects. They must have seen my naked pictures on the Internet."

"Hot Chick Clubs sprang up all over the midwest in an effort to lure me to their hometown for a night a debauchery. They must have read my online diary."

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from the book: "guyPaulo, Some Call Me A Dreamer"

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvisThePelvis> I sense a good theme for the day.
<superwoman biatch> Yeah...National Pick on GuyPaulo Day!!
<mypalmike> Poor gP takes all the ridicule.

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