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Most Emailed Photos - 08/01/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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So's I asks her...hey, hot pants, why don you break down and show me your dogs. And bada-bing, she shows me some ugly fuckin' pups she has.

Please GodFather, tells us how to get some hot broad to show us her tits...

You dumbass mooks, get outa here...alls you gotta do is ask 'em. Watch...hey baby, come show me your your tits...See! You dumb guys...
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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