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Most Emailed Photos - 05/30/2004

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At the zoo across the street, the lioness and cub are disturbed by an incredibly vile sound, and then an even worse scent.

I had not only broken, but obliterated the Guiness record for longest distance traveled via motorcycle, propelled solely by flatulence.

It was a gruelling ordeal, training my body over the course of several years to build up and store immense amounts of gas...

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<obtuse> Director's commentary: well, it all started when I looked at the rider, and realized he was dropping ass. Possibly with such force that passersby would confuse it for the actual thrum of a Harley.
<mypalmike> Brilliant.

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